Proper Response - "Yes, but it will take time and I will require a deposit in full based on a vague estimate. The total cost may be more than expected because you are only giving me a vague idea of time requirements. Also there may be additions charges if you want any revisions."
Proper Response - "In what way do you want it to POP?"
Proper Response - "Do you have a high quality high resolution image of your logo on your website?"
Proper Response - "Sure, but I will have to start charging by the hour."
Proper Response - "Yes, but it will probably be a complete redo based on what you've given me."
Proper Response - "Sorry, but I have other clients with money and I can't afford to help people who don't have any money."
Proper Response - "Nope. Beyond the initial 2 revisions promised in the agreement, any further revisions will be charged my hourly rate."
Proper Response - "Without any specifics to give a proper estimate, I would need to charge you my hourly rate."
Proper Response - "Yes, but I would need to charge you a consulting fee for any calls before 9 AM or after 5 PM."
Proper Response - "I didn't go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ever heard of the saying 'Creativity is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration'?"
See the previous post:
10 Things People say to Graphic Designers
